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GRUNTS n GEEKS
- LIVE!

ENTER THE YOKIA REALMS

FOUR HEROES
ONE MONSTER HUNT
NO SECOND CHANCE

Each episode, a party of adventurers battle through a standalone 5.5e tactical monster hunt set in the spectacular world of DnD ShortsRyoko’s Guide to the Yokai Realms — a realm of fierce monsters, deadly terrain, brutal choices and cinematic fantasy chaos.

Ryoko's rules encourage smart tactics, combo attacks and glorious team play.

The monsters are dangerous.

The world is unforgiving.

Can they survive?

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BUT THERE'S A TWIST

REAL GAMERS.
REAL  SOLDIERS.
... A REALLY  BAD IDEA.

But this is no ordinary actual play.

The GM is not here to save them.

 

Our Game Master is a military veteran

-with real infantry and cavalry experience-

and the encounters are built to punish sloppy tactics.

Bad positioning, poor communication and heroic stupidity all have consequences.

At the centre of each episode -stepping into the role as the party’s hero -  is our very special guest star:

  • a creator,

  • a comedian

  • or YouTuber

Supporting our guest hero are our two regular adventurers- Gandor the Grey and Sarge- both veterans of the Hesperian Wars. 

 

They are played by real military veterans who bring real-world battlefield logic to the table. Unfortunately their characters are idiots. And the players aren't much better. 

 

And then there’s Timpkins. Brave, expendable, and wildly underqualified little Timpkins.

Timpkins is the party’s disposable hireling, played by- well, possibly you-  a member of our live studio audience.

Expect fantastic battles, and terrible decisions as we relearn once again that age old military truth...

NO PLAN SURVIVES CONTACT...

WITH THE PARTY

JOIN THE CAST
ON STAGE!

There can be only one Timpkins!
And it could be you!

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"Where is Timpkins? They're late!"

   

So there's an empty seat on stage. Again.

But... can your butt fill it?

If you have what it takes to be Timpkins- and lets be honest- that's not a good thing- please make yourself known to a member of the production team on arrival.

Knowledge of 5e is required. But not always demonstrated. 

If you survive the trauma that is Grunts n Geeks

you may receive a priceless* Dorks n Orks mug.

 

 

 

 

 

(*worthless)

GRUNTS n GEEKS
- LIVE!

NO PLAN SURVIVES CONTACT...

WITH THE PARTY

Each monthe we live stream

GRUNTS n GEEKS

in front of a frenzied studio audience

at The Southgate Club*, London

as part of our fab charity fundraiser

Sunday Scramble.  

All money raised goes directly to our fave charity Game  Therapy UK

*Possibly the best little comedy club in London

(almost certainly Southgate).

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